brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

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"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."
- Grow every second   (via stability)

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illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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allmymetaphors:

my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear tank tops around the house because they make me look like a whore so I put on a floor length skirt and a sweater and I wrapped a scarf around my head and I put on gloves (so now none of my skin is showing except my face) and then i came back out and he’s really really angry but he doesn’t know how to phrase his anger he’s just sitting here fuming and I’m glaring at him I think I won this round 

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relahvant:

kardashiansexslave:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

Somebody help there’s panic at the disco!

someone call the sons of mumford!

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rick-sanchez:

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover

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